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Sweatpants Have Evolved Since Rocky
Let’s call a spade a spade. Yoga pant is just a fancy word for sweatpant. It’s like calling a vase a vahz. Same thing, one just sounds more sophisticated. (Tip: never use the word vahz around witty...
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Always Wear Your Underpants
When I was a little girl, my mother one time told me to always wear underpants because if I ever got into a car accident, I would want to have them on. This has stuck with me. The entire time I have...
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The Grown Up Security Blanket
I have a security blanket. Actually, I have 2. I have a perfectly acceptable adult one, and I have a red, white, and blue one that sits on my bed and has for my entire life. Pat finds it creepy, but I...
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Today’s Denim, a Fit Experiment
Katie: I’m sorry. I know this is serious. I am listening to you, but I just need a moment to process the fact that I need to gain weight. That is the nicest thing anyone has ever told me. What I...
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Man luxuries
It all started out with an innocent debate as to whether Wes was on the Real World Austin or Sydney. Pat and I both felt strongly and decided to put a wager on our answer. The loser had to sprint to...
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Baby Gut
“Come on Baby Gut, get going!” This was the inspirational phrase my Pilates teacher chose to use mid class after I had shared with her my concern over my lack of hard abs 2 months post T’s delivery....
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Lazy Days
I am unbelievably lazy in certain aspects of my life. Lying to myself, I say that I’m impulsive, carefree, or too busy, but really, I’m just lazy. (The OCD side of my personality would like to...
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I Stole Out of an Easter Basket
I am on videotape stealing out of my brother’s Easter basket. I was not 2 or 3 stealing out of my teenage brother’s basket; that would have been cute. I was in the 7-9 range, stealing out of my 2-3...
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The Dress That Launched 1000 Ships
There are two things my husband regularly requests of me: Please wear something short and tight. Please consider dyeing my hair so black that it has purple undertones. In reference to the latter, I...
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Dancing “Cheek” to “Cheek” at Trina Turk
I found myself packed into a sweaty tent with roughly 100 other women, all scouring the racks for a designer bargain. My pulse was racing, my eyes were narrow and evil looking, and I guarded my 4...
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Personal Comfort Counts
I moved to Los Angeles to attend the Fashion Institute of Design and Merchandising. I was determined to make the most of my education and my first order of business was to get an internship for...
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Stocking Stuffer Musts–If Santa Is Not A Sure Thing
I am incapable of shutting my mouth and smiling kindly when backed into a corner. It is a glaring flaw in my personality. Just today I was telling my mom about a conversation where my inner common...
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The Best Pant/Leggings to Look Like Sandy “at the end”
I have mentioned this before, but I saw Grease for the first time with my best and first friend, Kristen, when we were little. Before she started the movie she had raved about SO much that I had become...
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It’s Time To Leave the House
I have worn the same pair of joggers for the past 13 months, roughly 5 days out of the week. I figure the other 2 days of the week have averaged “jammies” with a loose pant thrown into the mix very...
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